booty-dont-lie:

brofligate:

shota-co:

theblacktora:

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

Bruh, it’s an apple.

him eating apple floss

beatingaddictionstogether:

I would

—Charles Lindbergh (via quotemadness)

thisishowik-roll:

kiss-harder:

problambmatic:

kiss-harder:

kiss-harder:

i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere

so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”

and she says “well i pretty much just had sex with a girl so”

AND THEN DOESN’T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL

update: she couldn’t answer me because was still banging the girl

I wish this wasn’t so glaringly fake cause it would be kinda funny if it were real but its not real so its not funny and I’m being redundant for the purpose of conveying shut the fuck up and don’t make up bullshit for notes

i just scrolled back three months into a conversation to prove you wrong lmao bye bitch get off my fucking post

THE POST GOT BETTER

cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

brigwife:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

531-8008:

Look how sad he looks. He just wants to sleep but his farts are too loud:(

methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

themarvelupdate:

This guy got dragged like he’s never been dragged before.

urbancatfitters:

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

suncalf:

“this character is LGBTQ” what, all at once